What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

NASCAR

Your mom.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Donald Trump

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

black guy graduating high school

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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