- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Dogs in my home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not