- Anti Joke

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.