- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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