Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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