Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the book disappear?

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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