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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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