- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

BenWuzHear

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Romans rights.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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