what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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