a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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A man walks into a pole.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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agp

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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