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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

the WNBA

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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