What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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black guy graduating high school

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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