Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Give me thumbs up!

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

american government

Needless to say,

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Anti Joke

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