How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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men's rights.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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see ya

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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...............................................................hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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