What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Canada AYY

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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the WNBA

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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