- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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