- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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