- Anti Joke

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

one day i went to bed

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

squirrels with massive bonerss

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

raping black women

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.