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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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