Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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96

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Nicolas Cage

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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IU football

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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