squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Dogs in my home.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Women.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

my captcha says : forkin chickens

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Roses are red, Violets are purple

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