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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Women.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

One time I masturbated by myself

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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