This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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