- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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