The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Yes!

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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kevin kim

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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