- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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