- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Hello penis

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

who drinks pee? katness

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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