What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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