Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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