what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Women's rights.

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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