roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Hi

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Jews.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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