- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

Your mom walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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