April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Hi

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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agp

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Racial Equality.

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lol

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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