Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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obamas trench

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Poop

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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