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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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