- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

banana

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

A man walks into a pole.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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