What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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yeah..

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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