- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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