- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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