- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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