What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

zebras

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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