- Anti Joke

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What's big and fat? An obese man.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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