- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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