- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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