What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Come In!

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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