- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Women's rights.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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