- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Women's rights.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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