roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Heartlight

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Snausages.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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democracy

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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