whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Womens rights.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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