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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

My butt!!!!!!!!

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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