- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What's worse than cancer? Death.

how do you confuse a blond?

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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