- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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