- Anti Joke

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

how do you confuse a blond?