- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Nock Nock It's open.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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