- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Knock knock. Death.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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