why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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porn-hub

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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